Found in the Montreal Gazette archives:
NHL executive John McCauley: "How's Brian Hayward doing with the Canadiens?"
Reporter: "The team is very happy with his goaltending."
McCauley: "You know, he taught my kid at hockey school."
Reporter: "Really? How's your boy doing now?"
McCauley: "He's a centre."
(Insert sad trombone here)
--courtesy of Red Fischer, 1987