Found in the Montreal Gazette archives:

 

NHL executive John McCauley: "How's Brian Hayward doing with the Canadiens?"

Reporter: "The team is very happy with his goaltending."

McCauley: "You know, he taught my kid at hockey school."

Reporter: "Really? How's your boy doing now?"

McCauley: "He's a centre."

(Insert sad trombone here)

 

--courtesy of Red Fischer, 1987